Desmond Hume will be MY constant

"Pourquoi relire ses SMS avant de les envoyer n’est pas une étape à négliger" by Moi

Vendredi en allant chercher un petit garçon que ma mère garde, on a du rester 15 minutes dans l’école maternelle à cause d’un orage.

Ma mère à voulu envoyer un SMS à son copain sans ses lunettes (presbytie bonjour) en disant qu’on était coincées à l’école, et quand il lui a demandé pourquoi, elle a envoyé “Otage!!!!” au lieu d’orage.

On a encore de la chance qu’il est très con et n’a pas envoyé la police.


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"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here


I’m a criminal, yo.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Rainer Hosch

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Rainer Hosch



the internet summed up in one gif set





just so we’re clear, i use








as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad


You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.


When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 


For the scenes when we can hear Jack typing but we cannot see what he is typing, Stanley Kubrick recorded the sound of a typist actually typing the words “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”. Some people argue that each key on a typewriter sounds slightly different, and Kubrick wanted to ensure authenticity, so he insisted that the actual words be typed.

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French problem: eating baguette in bed and not being able to sleep afterwards because the crumbs hurt

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They’re “together” as in… They live together. Like, not as roommates. […] I thought it was kind of obvious. I mean, who couldn’t see that comin’? - Hurley (5x10)

Friendship 101 selon moi

Friendship 101 selon moi

posted 1 week ago