Desmond Hume will be MY constant

"Pourquoi relire ses SMS avant de les envoyer n’est pas une étape à négliger" by Moi

Vendredi en allant chercher un petit garçon que ma mère garde, on a du rester 15 minutes dans l’école maternelle à cause d’un orage.

Ma mère à voulu envoyer un SMS à son copain sans ses lunettes (presbytie bonjour) en disant qu’on était coincées à l’école, et quand il lui a demandé pourquoi, elle a envoyé “Otage!!!!” au lieu d’orage.

On a encore de la chance qu’il est très con et n’a pas envoyé la police.

Fin.

posted 11 hours ago

windexbottles:

"can i borrow a pencil?"

ya here

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I’m a criminal, yo.




Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Rainer Hosch

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau photographed by Rainer Hosch

#ncw

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set



visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.


curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

#yes

For the scenes when we can hear Jack typing but we cannot see what he is typing, Stanley Kubrick recorded the sound of a typist actually typing the words “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”. Some people argue that each key on a typewriter sounds slightly different, and Kubrick wanted to ensure authenticity, so he insisted that the actual words be typed.

posted 1 week ago via oathbreaking · © oberlyn with 2,694 notes

French problem: eating baguette in bed and not being able to sleep afterwards because the crumbs hurt

posted 1 week ago with 23 notes


They’re “together” as in… They live together. Like, not as roommates. […] I thought it was kind of obvious. I mean, who couldn’t see that comin’? - Hurley (5x10)




Friendship 101 selon moi

Friendship 101 selon moi

posted 1 week ago